From Page A-2 in today's Post-Standard. You can lord it over your entire ring of friends after you've learned how to write Elvish in 10 minutes. If you purchase a product or register for an account ...

"It is said that the Black Speech was devised by Sauron in the Dark Years and that he had desired to make it the language of all those who served him, but he failed in that purpose." - Appendix F, The ...